Everybody likes people who are always on time. They are frequently asked to parties and given special gifts for no reason. Careerwise, the sky's the limit for the timely chap! Wouldn't YOU like to be him??
Nobody likes people who are late. People call them names and throw rocks at them while they are trudging off to their appointments an hour behind schedule. They tend to only be able to get jobs tasting hazardous waste.
| Jesus | Never late for the dentist |
|---|---|
| Ghandi | Starvation never made him miss a meeting |
| Hello Kitty | Precious AND prompt. |
| Charles Manson | Frequently showed up late for his murders |
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| Paris Hilton | Keeps the nice nurses at the CDC waiting for hours |
| Hitler | Missed the first hours of the invasion of Poland because he was napping |
